century_sub ([info]century_sub) wrote,

That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo!

I have completed my first week of training for work and I have discovered that I work for Scorpio. Scorpio is a character from the Simpsons (he was in only one episode) who was kinda like a James Bond villian, but really cared about his employees, as they tell you in his theme song: "His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world and his employees health". It is a wonderful place to work. For example - they pay you for car pooling. Well, not in money exactly, but gift cards. You can get up to $140 in gift cards a month just for car pooling. I want to do it to get the grocery store cards - I wouldn't have to pay for groceries! And they really do care abou their employees health - they have a great insurance program, aaand they pay for your memebership to the fitness club of your choice. But wait their's more! As Scorpio's theme goes - "He'll welcome you into his layer, like the nobleman welcome's his guest/with free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!" - well, the dental plan isn't free, but it's the cheapest insurance, but the stockplan is spot on - after you've been there for a year the company will match your 401k for up to 6%! That's amazing!

Other than gusing about work - mostly when my mom calls so I can assure her that I'm not a tele-marketer, I really haven't been doing much and that drives me crazy! I was hoping to be much further along in my thesis by now! I really need to get my own computer to do research and start writting. When I was at home all the time, we didn't have the reliable internet connection, and now that I work all day, by the time I get home Rob's usually doing homework or something on the computer. Next week we go to Bellingham for a mini vacation that I won last year and I'm probably going to get one then. Once I have my own computhingy, not only will I be a lean mean thesis writting machine, I'll also get an IM so I can keep in touch with everyone better.

Has anyone ever seen an icecream vending machine? They have one at work that has Good Humor bars in it and Peace Pops. I was wondering if anyone knew if the Jim Henson Company's new movie Mirror Mask is going to be released nationally. It looks really cool, not too Muppety, more computery and Muppety - kinda what it might look like if they redid Labyrinth. IMDB isn't giving much info, but you can view it here

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